"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."
      Joe Weinstein

"I can't trust any animal that will exchange unconditional love for a can of chopped meat."
      Anonymous

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
      August Strindberg (1849 - 1912), A Madman's Diary, 1895

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."
       Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000), (Snoopy)

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
      Jeff Valdez

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
      Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down."
      Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
       Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as "almost human."
       John Holmes